Isn't it funny how much fun it is to break open a dessert at the end of a meal and find a little piece of advice? I don't even eat fortune cookies. I think they taste gross, but I am always the first to crack it open to find the little paper inside. Sometimes they are spot on. It makes you wonder if the waiter picked that cookie out for you, or if the winds of destiny are blowing your way.
Best fortune I've gotten: Don't wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to it.
Everyone needs a kick in the pants to get going now and again right?
Weirdest fortune I've gotten: Someone is thinking kinky thoughts about you.
This one was from Tao (also known as the restaurant with the giant Buddha inside). Maybe they make "funny" fortunes to entertain their guests. Otherwise it was just a little strange.
Here's some other good ones I came across:
So true.
Aaannd the fortune I hope to receive next time I open up a cookie.
What's the best/worst fortune you've ever received?
